What the hell is he pouring all over hiimself (and OMG drinking). Got to be piss (urine). That's a whole different galaxy of pleasure there but hey gramps, go for it. If that's what butters your toast then I say do it (providing it's legal). I don't know of any laws (anywhere) against marinading in and drinking your own piss (or someone elses for that matter) in any civilized country! (asuming that is piss and not something more sinister). I've always said that it's better be "pissed off" than "pissed on:" but I suspect gramps here may see it differently.